Who gets in.
The roster is curated. Returning players who behaved get first refusal. New spots come from referrals, and the invitee sheet is LinkedIn-vetted. Below: the profile, the returning class, and the perfect attendance list.
30 to 65.
Handicap under 30.
Serious about the golf,
not about themselves.
- •Competitive but fun.
- •Stickler for rules — including the funny ones.
- •In bed around 10 pm; up before the first tee time.
- •Poker at night. March Madness in the background.
- •Roughly 80% drink to some extent; the rest are respected.
- •Referral-driven, LinkedIn-vetted, curated roster.
The six who drafted.
Draft order set by the putting horse race at Thistle Dhu. In accordance with the scriptures.
The ones who drafted.
Winning captains marked in gold. Where the full slate isn't fully confirmed in the archive, entries are marked TBD. If your name should be here and isn't, let the Commodore know.
The winningest.
Never missed a March.
- Mike Glanz
- Alex Aguas
- Josh Barnes
Nearly perfect.
- Dillon Howington
- Matt McCollum
- Jonny Perez
- Mark Puranaputra
- Jeff Winkler
The waitlist is real.
Roughly 40 different players have attended at least once. The invitee sheet is longer. Priority is: returning players in good standing, then referrals from the roster, then the waitlist. Deposit timing settles ties. Non-refundable, per tradition and in accordance with the scriptures.
Fortune favors the bold. And the well-connected.
Applications for the 2027 tournament are being taken. Submitting a form does not guarantee entry. It merely begins your formal journey through the Shampions selection gauntlet.
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