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Winning Team
Grand$500 / player + Dormie Shamp head covers
Custom head covers for first-time winners. Patches for repeat winners. The Josh Barnes cover has patches on patches.
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Trophy Room
The prize table.
Bespoke prizes designed by people who take golf too seriously. The winning team takes home money and head covers. Everyone else takes home something — good, ceremonial, or slightly humiliating.
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Tournament MVP — Biggest Sand Bagger
Grand$1,000 LAB putter or driver fitting
For the player whose real handicap is a full stroke lower than what he reports. You know who you are.
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Winning Team MVP
MarqueeVessel custom bag
MVP vs. handicap on the winning team. Formerly the "My Shoulders Are Tired" award, and still is in spirit.
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Per-Team Best-Ball MVPs
Marquee$100 Golf Mart gift cards
One per team. Given to the guy who carried a partner all week without ever mentioning it. Just kidding, he mentions it.
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Closest to the Pin
ContestRangefinders (Mid Pines & #2)
Two rangefinders, two chances to be humbled by an actual reading of your usual seven-iron distance.
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Long Drive
ContestChampionship trophy patch
Prize under review; the current holder is still bragging.
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Low Gross
MarqueeClub Glider travel bag
For the guy who shot the actual number. Increasingly won by the same three people.
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Least Points — Shame Prize
ShameGolfTec lessons
Delivered with love, mostly. The lessons often stick. The nickname always does.
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Commemorative Coins
EveryoneStruck for every attendee
One per year, per player. Losing yours is its own kind of shame prize.
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The Permanent Trophy (2027+)
GrandPlaques by year / team / MVP
Lives at the Quiet House. Plaques added each year. This is how legacy works, apparently.
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Coming 2027
A real, permanent trophy.
A permanent trophy with plaques for year, winning team, and MVP will live at the Quiet House. Add your name to it, or, more realistically, watch someone else add theirs.
Beg for entry